CLASSIFIED
MY2T™

You already know what it does.

The world's first wearable energy capture device.
Worn by thousands. Understood by few.

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REF: MY2T-MKV-BRIEF-2026 CLASSIFICATION: RESTRICTED

WHAT WE CAN TELL YOU

DEVICE TYPE
Wearable biometric capture unit
WORN WHERE
Under your clothes. Your coworkers will never know. We will.
WHAT IT CAPTURES
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WHAT IT DOES WITH IT
Converts it to clean energy. Pays you for it.
SMELL
None. Tested with 400 people and a very tired dog.
MANUFACTURER
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TECHNICAL SPECIFICATION

Mark V — Selected Parameters

Full specification available to registered contributors only. The following has been cleared for public release.

Generation Mark V (5th)
Weight 87g
Capture Efficiency 99.1% CH₄ retention
Battery Life 72 hours continuous
Connectivity 5G IoT / MY2T™ Connect Protocol
Core Membrane ████████-nanofiber graphene lattice (patent pending)
Water Resistance IP68
Washable Yes. We insist on it.
Companion App iOS & Android — real-time yield dashboard
Daily Earnings (avg.) ███████ per month (varies by contributor)
Odour Output 0.00 (see: very tired dog)
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Active Contributors
0
Capture Efficiency
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Generations of Hardware
0
People. One Tired Dog.
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